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My name is Stitches you may call me Stitches.I live in boring ass Woodburn,Oregon. I am from California born and raised i WILL go back and stay once i have enough.

Check out my page!!!
https://www.facebook.com/pages/Stitches-Marie/417682678278877

Also follow me on twitter! @StitchesMarie

savannahblair:

i hate when people ask “who you tryna look good for?!” bitch myself bye

wee-little-lion:

boxed-naga:

fuzzykitty01:

Can’t tell if Disney Princess or supreme overlord of evil.

This is the cutest thing I’ve ever seen

This is why I want a pet bat

wee-little-lion:

boxed-naga:

fuzzykitty01:

Can’t tell if Disney Princess or supreme overlord of evil.

This is the cutest thing I’ve ever seen

This is why I want a pet bat

Homophobic Person: My favorite food is pizza!
Homosexual Person: Cool! My favorite food is pasta!
Bisexual Person: I like both!
Pansexual Person: Hey guys, I don't have a favorite! I'll pretty much eat what tastes good to me.
Asexual Person: I like the way food looks and smells more than the way it tastes.
Homophobic Person: whAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU DISGUSTING PEOPLE WHY ISN'T PIZZA YOUR FAVORITE FOOD?!?! YOU'RE GOING TO HELL.

goth-waffles:

Made a bone garter :)

victoriousvocabulary:

SCELESTIC

[adjective]

evil; wicked; atrocious; villainous. 

Etymology: from Latin scelestus, from scelus ”wickedness”.

[Martin Hsu]

Anonymous said: how do you give a girl an orgasm?

baroniansmythe:

suchvodka:

sexience:

i am laughing so hard omg i need more sleep

There should be a warning before something like this hits a dash so you’re not drinking or something when you first see it.

timetoturnonthelight:

magicbuffet:

unic0rnbutt:

flowury:

Eyebrow Tutorial: Faded Pencil Technique +

this is erotic

uhhh….

i’m having heart palpitations

Brow game is a fucking art. Jesus.

Much stronger boys in her class soon learned that it could be quite unpleasant to fight with that skinny girl. Unlike other girls in the class, she never backed down, and she would not for a second hesitate to use her fists or any weapon at hand to protect herself. She went around with the attitude that she would rather be beaten to death than take any shit.

wvhatevwer:

clockworkkanella:

WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE

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